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And if he did come down, he would have a whole can of whoop ass for some of our “christian friends.”

We have some pretty stupid ignorant signs in Sarnia as well but some of these signs take the bisket.

# Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
# Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
# Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
# Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons – come hear one!
# People are like tea bags – you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

# God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
# Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
# When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
# Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
# Fight truth decay – study the Bible daily.

# How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
# Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives:
# Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

# It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
# Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
# If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
# If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
# Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

# This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing? ——— (U R)
# Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
# In the dark? Follow the Son.
# Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
# If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

# An ad for St. Joseph’s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, For fast, fast, fast relief relief, take two tablets.

# When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, Open Sundays, the church reciprocated with its own message: We are Open on Sundays, too.