In my attempts to battle the evil powers of spam and script kiddies (thatâ€™s a slang word for geeks who sit at home all day writing dumb computer code and viruses) I have installed a new function to my website.
If and when you leave a comment on my site in the future you will be asked a simple question in addition. Please answer the question correctly because if you donâ€™t, there will be a cute comment awaiting you.
I also changed the time of the blog so now when you reply it doesn’t look like you replied 5 hours into the future.
This is a message to all you slick guys out there in regards to women.
Donâ€™t assume anything. I made the error of this yesterday by assuming a friend of mine wasnâ€™t using tickets to a show.
I said something like â€œwell I will take the tickets since I donâ€™t want them to go to waste.â€
Wrong answer guys.
The correct answer should have been â€œhey, are you planning on using those tickets because if not, I was going to give them to my mom.â€
Here is my other piece of advice guys; donâ€™t assume anything. (Notice the repeat in my second piece of advice). Always remember it, it will serve you well.
Tonight is poker at our house again. I stayed in last night and did the dishes because they were starting to smell. So donâ€™t worry fellow pokers (that sounded wrong) there will be no dishes left un-done.
Unfortunately I wonâ€™t be able to make it to tonightâ€™s game; once again I say to Nathan, â€œI have shit to do.â€
Notice to all people doing there taxes this week. YOU CANT. The government of Ontarioâ€™s servers are down. Oh yippee. What are the chances that when we actually need the government to give us some money back â€“ their broke (get the pun?)