In my attempts to battle the evil powers of spam and script kiddies (that’s a slang word for geeks who sit at home all day writing dumb computer code and viruses) I have installed a new function to my website.
If and when you leave a comment on my site in the future you will be asked a simple question in addition. Please answer the question correctly because if you don’t, there will be a cute comment awaiting you.
I also changed the time of the blog so now when you reply it doesn’t look like you replied 5 hours into the future.
Woo.
This is a message to all you slick guys out there in regards to women.
Don’t assume anything. I made the error of this yesterday by assuming a friend of mine wasn’t using tickets to a show.
I said something like “well I will take the tickets since I don’t want them to go to waste.”
Wrong answer guys.
The correct answer should have been “hey, are you planning on using those tickets because if not, I was going to give them to my mom.”
Here is my other piece of advice guys; don’t assume anything. (Notice the repeat in my second piece of advice). Always remember it, it will serve you well.
Tonight is poker at our house again. I stayed in last night and did the dishes because they were starting to smell. So don’t worry fellow pokers (that sounded wrong) there will be no dishes left un-done.
Unfortunately I won’t be able to make it to tonight’s game; once again I say to Nathan, “I have shit to do.”
Notice to all people doing there taxes this week. YOU CANT. The government of Ontario’s servers are down. Oh yippee. What are the chances that when we actually need the government to give us some money back – their broke (get the pun?)
